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<center>''[https://computernewb.com A Computernewb project]. Check out [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ CollabVM], a site where anyone can take turns controlling collaborative virtual machines.''</center> |
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<b style="font-size: 24px;">Welcome to {{SITENAME}}!</b><br> |
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<div id="mp-welcome"><h1>Welcome to '''CrustyWindows'''</h1>,</div> |
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A wiki and a site to the preservation of old "crusty" mods of Windows made throughout the years. |
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<div id="mp-free">an open collection of bootlegs and wiki that anyone can edit</div> |
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<div id="articlecount">We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles!</div> |
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<b style="font-size: 24px;">{{SITENAME}} is made by people like you.</b> |
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[[Special:RequestAccount|Join us today!]] - [[Special:UserLogin|Already have an account?]] |
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<b style="font-size: 24px;">Featured</b><br> |
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[[File:81Ubuntu-Desktop.png|thumb|Desktop]] |
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[[Windows XP Ganja Edition]]! What's 'ganja', I hear you asking? Why, it's what all the kids born in the 80s (that is, the 1680s) use to refer to marijuana! |
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The operating system of the day is Windows 8.1 Ubuntu Edition! |
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Yeah, that's right. Betcha Linux nerds thought you were so cool, huh?! Well, not anymore, because DilShad Sys has come to assert that Microsoft IS the alpha male of the OS kingdom in his legendary 8.1 Ubuntu Edition. Notice the brilliant satire done against Ubuntu in the default poorly drawn user profile picture, showing Canonical that DilShad knows they don't even have a fraction of his power, coupled with the hysterical mockery of spelling Ubuntu as "ubantu" in the build string of the OS to deliver a finishing blow on Canonical's credibility as both a vendor and an OS manufacturer. DilShad lets you know in this powerful OS: HE RULES, and there's NOTHING you or any pleb on this Earth can do about it. Deal with it, SUCKA!! 😎 👊 🔥 |
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Wait! This just in! DilShad failed elementary school grammar AND preschool art classes. I'm getting an update! He NEVER attended either of them. |
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Well... give the OS a try anyway, eh? |
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Bootleg of the month
Announcements
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