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[[File:TeamOSPC.png|thumb|200px|The TeamOS computer. It knows if you seed after you download.]]
 
'''Crusty Windows''' (also called '''bootleg Windows'''), known as '''говносборки''' (lit. "shit builds") in Russian, are illegally modified builds of the Microsoft Windows operating system. They are typically developed by eccentric individuals who wish to see their [[Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition|favorite OS and franchises collide]] or just want to include [[Chip Windows XP 2009|every driver and program in existence in their OS installs]]. Many of these bootlegs [[Windows Conan XP|are severely unstable]], [[YlayaOS|barely install or function at all]], [[Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition 2012|have nonsensical themes and wallpapers]], haveare [[Windows 7 Ultimate Speed Max Edition|barelynearly anyindistinguishable effortfrom putthe intostock themOS whatsoeverdue to how painfully bland they are]], are [[Windos 7|hysterically poorly made]], or are just simply [[Windows 7 Android Rockz!|impossible to find because nobody in their right mind downloaded them]].
 
Crusty Windows builds come in a wide variety of languages, most commonly in [[Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition|English]], [[AL 3BAAAS XP|Arabic]], [[Windows XP Ganja Edition|Polish]], [[Windows XP SP3 Orionce Edition|Spanish]], [[Windows XP SP3 Compact Edition|Chinese]], and [[Windows XP Zver CD|Russian]]. So far, at least one has been created in every continent (except Antarctica) - from the [[Windows AlphaBetas|good ol' USA]], to [[Tomato Garden XP 3.0|the exotic lands of the Great Wall]], to the [[Windows Mac OS XP|first traditional wonder of the ancient world]], or even [[Phoenix LiteOS 11 Pro Gamer V2|the land where maple syrup is consumed every day]] - there is always a Windows bootleg that represents someone out there.
 
Sometimes, Crusty Windows builds can extend beyond simply being modifications of the Windows OS, as Linux-based mods such as [[YLMF OS 3.0]] and [[Windows 12 Lite]] are known to exist.
 
Crowning examples of "Crusty Windows" builds can be named down to the likes of [[Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition 2012]], [[Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition]], [[Windows The Avengers]], [[Windows Mac OS XP]] and [[Windows Horse XP 2013]], all of them being the embodiment of what a "crusty bootleg" is.
 
== History ==