Windows Seven Starter 3.0 No Pain

Windows Seven Starter 3.0 No Pain is a lost bootleg Windows 7 Starter SP1 edition, which was created by Lander X. It released sometime in 2012.

Windows Seven Starter 3.0 No Pain
Crusty Windows bootleg
An advertisement of alleged "box art" of the OS
An advertisement of alleged "box art" of the OS
Original OSWindows 7 Starter SP1
Release date2012 (presumably)
AuthorLander X
CountryVenezuela
Language(s)Spanish
Architecture(s)x86 (32-bit)

Description

The bootleg is a modified Windows 7 Starter SP1 ISO. According to the description on the site and the box, it is optimized for Intel Atoms and was cracked/patched against KB971033 which was an update that broke pirated copies of Windows.

Software

Based on what's labeled on the box:

  • 700 fonts
  • DirectX 11
  • Internet Explorer 9
  • Microsoft .NET Framework 4.5
  • Audio and video codecs
  • Windows Media Player 12
  • A tool to transfer the setup from the DVD to a USB stick (probably Windows 7 USB/DVD Download tool)

Notes

Remarks

  • The OS was sold for 50 Venezuelan bolivars (roughly less than a dollar of USD at the time)
  • Three different versions are given: the website labels the version as 3.0, the box labels it as "Starter SP1 25.0" and claims it has Service Pack 1 v13.