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[[Windows XP Ganja Edition]]! What's 'ganja', I hear you asking? Why, it's what all the kids born in the 80s (that is, the 1680s) use to refer to marijuana!
 
The operating system of the day is Windows 8.1 Ubuntu Edition!
Now that marijuana is legal in most US states, this OS can safely be recreationally used without any legal troubles. Time to get into an immersive experience of getting so high, you can't even read what's on your screen! But you don't care, because you're high! Sliff don't kill, as the inspirational background tells us.
 
Yeah, that's right. Betcha Linux nerds thought you were so cool, huh?! Well, not anymore, because DilShad Sys has come to assert that Microsoft IS the alpha male of the OS kingdom in his legendary 8.1 Ubuntu Edition. Notice the brilliant satire done against Ubuntu in the default poorly drawn user profile picture, showing Canonical that DilShad knows they don't even have a fraction of his power, coupled with the hysterical mockery of spelling Ubuntu as "ubantu" in the build string of the OS to deliver a finishing blow on Canonical's credibility as both a vendor and an OS manufacturer. DilShad lets you know in this powerful OS: HE RULES, and there's NOTHING you or any pleb on this Earth can do about it. Deal with it, SUCKA!! 😎 👊 🔥
WARNING: CollabVM does not endorse the usage of any drugs. Just Say "Winners Don't Use Drugs"!
 
Wait! This just in! DilShad failed elementary school grammar AND preschool art classes. I'm getting an update! He NEVER attended either of them.
 
Well... give the OS a try anyway, eh?
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