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TheToday's operating system ofis the[[Windows dayME isYear of Luigi|Windows 8.1ME: The Year of UbuntuLuigi Edition]]!
 
What's better than one of the greatest financial decisions in gaming history dedicated to a man who constantly lives in his brother's shadow? Making a bootleg of said event with one of the greatest financial decisions in computing history dedicated to an OS that constantly lives in its brother's shadow! It truly is a match made in heaven, no? This OS comes packed with many great features, such as a piercingly green background that's sure to make anyone wish the G in RGB didn't exist, the Documents and Computer icons being changed into a Luigi hat, Firefox 2.0, and uh... well, that's it, actually. But hey, when the hell are we ever gonna see a Windows ME bootleg?
Yeah, that's right. Betcha Linux nerds thought you were so cool, huh?! Well, not anymore, because DilShad Sys has come to assert that Microsoft IS the alpha male of the OS kingdom in his legendary 8.1 Ubuntu Edition. Notice the brilliant satire done against Ubuntu in the default poorly drawn user profile picture, showing Canonical that DilShad knows they don't even have a fraction of his power, coupled with the hysterical mockery of spelling Ubuntu as "ubantu" in the build string of the OS to deliver a finishing blow on Canonical's credibility as both a vendor and an OS manufacturer. DilShad lets you know in this powerful OS: HE RULES, and there's NOTHING you or any pleb on this Earth can do about it. Deal with it, SUCKA!! 😎 👊 🔥
 
Wait! This just in! DilShad failed elementary school grammar AND preschool art classes. I'm getting an update! He NEVER attended either of them.
 
Well... give the OS a try anyway, eh?