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Once upon a time, a mysterious visitor (later on turned out to be the Prime Minister of Computernewb.com) stepped out of an expensive limousine (which also turned out to be the Dartz car) and emerged in Crusty Windows property and holstered a certain item that was highly sought after and was thought to be lost to time. "Hello all, I do not check on the Computernewb castle and its subdivisions often, but I heard by my royal transmitter that you cronies have been seeking a particular object which you have considered to be very important in your so-called "Crusty Windows" expedition. I am a man of many fields and colors who considers themselves a jack of all trades, and I happen to have many contacts far and wide which I have established over various decades of professional experience working in many fields of expertise, so I have tried to locate the ISO image myself to see if I could assist in your expedition and I have turned up with great success, unlike how you cronies have been unsuccessfully searching with no luck for many months, possibly years. So please, ladies and gentlemen, line up in an orderly fashion and gaze with reverence and amazement!", the man explained.
As the man pulled what looked to be a jewel case which held the aforementioned object, which was revealed to be a shiny CD, out of his deep pocket filled with priceless jewels and free Xbox Live gift cards, the crowd had already lined up like the man had instructed, with tears in their eyes and dead set on the object that the man was holding. Then, the crowd exploded in excitement and was raving at the news! Many testimonies were shouted with ecstasy, with such memorable quotations like: "'''OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!'''", "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??!?!?!?!?!?!", "This can't be real!!", "There is NO way this is real! It can't be possible! It just CAN'T!", "I don't believe my eyes...!", "holy shit lmao", ";vdfjlqLJGAELROPGflpkoaGOBREKAE{RAAAAAAAAAGASDGAKOHGDERA", and best of all: "'''''I'M GOING TO CUM IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''" and more of where that came from!
The members of the Crusty Windows institution congratulated the man for taking on such a brilliantly-executed search and significantly helping a fledgling niche community and its noble cause by many orders of magnitude, and then declared the following day one of the most important landmarks in Crusty Windows history. The CD was then inserted into the Crusty Windows development computers and was burned with sophisticated and ingenious methods <s>(underpaid intern clicking "Burn CD..." in the Explorer command bar)</s>, and then was transferred on a secure connection to the grand Crusty Windows vault on the same day.
The End.
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