Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition 2012: Difference between revisions

 

=== A Short Story of How The Bootleg Was Found ===

Once upon a time, a mysterious visitor (later on turned out to be the Prime Minister of Computernewb.com) stepped out of an expensive limousine (which also turned out to be the Dartz car) and emerged in Crusty Windows property and holstered a certain item that was highly sought after and was thought to be lost to time. "Hello all, I do not check on the Computernewb castle and its subdivisions often, but I heard by my royal transmitter that you cronies have been seeking a particular object which you have considered to be very important in your so-called "Crusty Windows" expedition. I am a man of many fields and colors who considers themselves a jack of all trades, and I happen to have many contacts far and wide which I have established over various decades of professional experience working in many fields of expertise, so I have tried to locate the ISO image myself to see if I could assist in your expedition and I have turned up with great success, unlike how you cronies have been unsuccessfully searching with no luck for many months, possibly years. So please, ladies and gentlemen, line up in an orderly fashion and gaze with reverence and amazement!", the man explained.