Crusty Windows

Behold! XP Servis Pack 3, in a Windows 7 box!

The TeamOS computer. It knows if you seed after you download.

Crusty Windows (also called bootleg Windows), known as говносборки (lit. "shit builds") in Russian, are illegally modified builds of the Microsoft Windows operating system. They are typically developed by eccentric individuals who wish to see their favorite OS and franchises collide or just want to include every driver and program in existence in their OS installs. Many of these bootlegs are severely unstable, barely install or function at all, have nonsensical themes and wallpapers, have barely any effort put into them whatsoever, are hysterically poorly made, or are just simply impossible to find because nobody in their right mind downloaded them.

Crusty Windows builds come in a wide variety of languages, most commonly in English, Arabic, Polish, Spanish, Chinese, and Russian. So far, at least one has been created in every continent (except Antarctica) - from the good ol' USA, to the exotic lands of the Great Wall, to the first traditional wonder of the ancient world, or even the land where maple syrup is consumed every day - there is always a Windows bootleg that represents someone out there.

While most bootlegs of Windows are free, a few cost money - for example, Lander X's bootlegs, and Radiant OS 11, which requires a TeamOS VIP subscription to download, which, funnily enough, is available for free here.

Sometimes, Crusty Windows builds can extend beyond simply being modifications of the Windows OS, as Linux-based mods such as YLMF OS 3.0 and Windows 12 Lite are known to exist.

History

The Beginning

The BedOS 2.0 Desktop

The first bootleg that was created for Windows was a transformation pack called BedOS, released in early 2000. This OS required an existing install of Windows 95 or Windows 98 to function, and had releases in both Russian and English. It laid the foundations for many bootleg creators, as it added a custom theme, icons, and several additional drivers and programs, as well as removing some bloat from the existing install. It was a very important OS for kicking off the Russian bootleg scene and thus the Windows bootleg scene as a whole.

Several different versions of BedOS were released, including 2.0, 72214-1 (the first English version), and 3.0, themed after Mac OS X.

The name of the OS is a pun, as when romanized, the name would be "BadOS". It is also one of the very few bootlegs distributed as shareware.

The second earliest bootleg known to exist is one based on Windows XP before it was even released, known as Whistler Build 2531. Based on a Release Candidate 2 build of Windows XP, this bootleg also features many common changes of a bootleg, such as additional backgrounds, registry tweaks, cracked activation, and more. Hilariously, this ISO seems to have been created out of spite towards the beta scene of the time, who were known for hoarding betas and being picky about quality.

nLite Era

nLite is a tool for customizing Windows 2000, Windows XP or Windows Server 2003 installation media. It can do a variety of things, like integrating updates (and "addons") (like DriverPacks, Kels' All-in-One CPL Bonus, VistaDriveIcon, Windows Media Player 11/Internet Explorer 8, and many more), and even custom themes with the UXTheme patch, unattended installs (used to pre-activate the OS, and change the registration information), and even add in their own post-setup routines and drop custom files to certain locations (most notably, the Windows directory, and sometimes, Documents and Settings and other places), which is contained in the $OEM$ folder. Because of its extensive feature set and ease of use, lots of modders use it to create the finishing bits of their creation.

The early versions of nLite were first released in October 2004, although it did not gain much traction until around 2005, when some early XP (including 2000, and 2003 to a lesser extent) bootlegs began to use the tool.

Examples of mods using nLite around this time are:

• Windows AlphaBetas (Windows 2000 SP4, nLite 1.0 beta 6 on Windows 2000, September 2005)
• TinyXP (Windows XP SP2, nLite 1.0 RC3 on Windows XP Professional SP2, late 2005)
• Wesmosis (nLite (unknown version), earliest releases go back to mid-late 2005, version in archive is mid-late 2007)
• Windows XP Gamer Edition (nLite 1.0 RC7, September 27, 2006)

As the tool became easier to use and ISOs became easier to distribute thanks to the rise of file sharing websites like MegaUpload and Rapidshare, nLite would see an explosive spike in usage around early 2008, as dozens of authors began using it to create their own Windows mods and share it with their favorite forums or friends.

The latest version of this program is 1.4.9.3, and can still be downloaded today. It has not been updated for more than a decade, as the creator has switched to making a tool named NTLite, which has the same purpose, but supports editing Windows 7, 8.x, 10 and 11.

Despite not being updated for more than 10 years, nLite has continued to be the most popular program for making Windows XP bootlegs. Even after support for Windows XP had ended, many popular Windows XP bootlegs still get released to this day.

vLite Era

vLite is a tool for customizing Windows Vista installations, designed as a successor to nLite. Much like nLite, it allows users to remove and add components, integrate updates, add registry tweaks, add custom themes, and more. The program also looks similar to nLite, although it has a more modern UI. Although not technically supported, vLite can also be used to customize Windows 7 RTM (but not SP1) installs.

vLite was first released in 2006, although most bootlegs that use it were released in 2008. As many users were unable to meet Windows Vista's demanding hardware requirements at the time, most users stuck with Windows XP, and as such, vLite did not see nearly as much usage as its predecessor. It did not receive many updates and it was discontinued nearly five years before nLite.

Some early examples of vLite being used go back to TinyVista (vLite 1.2 beta on Windows Vista SP1) and Windows Vista Lite (vLite 1.1.6 on Windows XP SP3). Quite a few famous Vista bootlegs were made with vLite, such as Windows Vista Kagome Titanium SP2 Edition (vLite 1.2 on Windows Vista Ultimate SP2), and Windows Vista Alienware 2010 (vLite). It has also been seen in a few Windows 7 RTM bootlegs, such as Tiny7 (vLite 1.2 on Windows 7 RTM) and Windows 7 Apple Logo (ditto).

The last version of vLite was 1.2 Final, and it can still be downloaded on Softpedia.

As with Windows XP, Vista bootlegs are still being made today, but they are much more rare and much, much less interesting and more questionable.

7Customizer/RT 7 Lite era

In the early days of Windows 7 bootlegging, many tools were created to modify Windows 7 installations, the two most famous ones being 7Customizer by blue4603 and RT 7 Lite by the Rockers International Team. Both tools were intended to replace the notably absent vLite and nLite, and allowed creators to slipstream updates, add and remove programs, add registry tweaks, add custom themes, and more.

7Customizer was first released in October 2009, and is thus far more common in bootlegs created between 2009 and 2011.

RT 7 Lite was released in late 2010.